Tiny Carteret

Tiny Carteret by Sapper is about the story of a slow yet muscular young man who is tasked together with Ronald Standish to go out and save the queen. Excerpt: "Tiny Carteret stretched out a hand like a leg of mutton and picked up the marmalade. On the sideboard what remained of the kidneys and bacon still sizzled cheerfully on the hot plate: by his side, a cup of dimensions suitable for a baby's bath gave forth the fragrant smell of coffee. In short, Tiny Carteret, halfway through his breakfast."